Luigi has done his part. Let’s hope the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom are ready and armed.

I get the impression billionaires are a big reason we aren’t addressing climate change. Sad that the Children of Kali are our best hope.

The operative word in this headline is “fair”. The ultrarich use their share of everything for a few days - or hours, or minutes - then switch to using everybody else’s the rest of the year.

What, the richest 1% only use 36.5x more carbon than average? I would have expected more. But I guess top 1% globally isn’t too rare in the US, about a net worth of $870k. That puts about 20% of Americans in the top 1%.

Carbon credits are horseshit.