Fwiw, this is untrue. Sorry to be the killjoy
This is a community that makes up lies as a joke, but it is true you shouldn’t expect double worms if you cut one in half. Lots of sad, worm-loving children learned this the hard way.
Ahh shit, my bad. Sorry about that.
Chances of you being killed by worm are low but never zero!
You can avoid this problem by cutting the worm lengthwise.
That makes it worse, actually. The half that doesn’t forgive you is the one that’s the asshole. If you cut it in half lengthwise then both of them get the asshole.
What if you just cut off the ass and send the ass on the Musky man’s rocketship?
Cut a worm in two and both halves will writhe in agony as they slowly die.
Ok that reminded me of this joke:
A guy hears a knock on his door, he answers it and nobody’s there. “Damn kids,” he says. Then he notices a snail on the doormat, picks it up and throws it over the fence.
Six months later there’s another knock on the door. When he answers it there’s nobody there, but the snail is on the mat again. The snail looks up and says, “So… what was THAT all about?”
as they say: “there are two worms inside you…”
I really need to make sure I properly cook my pork…
There’s three worms inside me and they are all howling at my full moon
As long as it’s not a snail I should be good.
the one grants you immortality at a touch, the other kills you instantly.
What happens if you grab both at the same time?
You are the worm now. Congratulations!
you remain aware of every particle in your body as it decomposes and spreads around the world, that one scp
That’s why you should then cut the vengeful half again into halves, but unfortunately this goes on forever.
No, because each time you cut the vengeful worm you get another forgiving worm but keep only one vengeful. Eventually you’ll have enough forgiving worms to peer pressure the vengeful worm into thinking he’s being overdramatic.
I could probably take 1/16th of a worm that is vengeful
Rookie mistake, the smaller it gets the easier it is to get you. That’s why you should burn the vengeful one while its the biggest
There’s a reason why someone invented the flamethrower… 😉
Inside of you, there are two worms…
