Its only stealthy at night (they just painted it black)
They forgot to take the LED lights off.
It’s to be stealthy during day
A sword that appears in your hand whenever you need it, and then disappears again when you don’t.
It appears while being held by the blade.
In appears IN your hand, ripping your muscles and tearing your skin
Your hand ends up looking like you played with super glue and fireworks
Also, you can only summon it twice before you run out of hands
Heh, also you don’t “summon” it… it appears whenever you need it.
*whenever it thinks you need it.
Like when you want to spread mayonnaise making a sandwich and can’t find a knife.
An APC that only needs the power of the sun to run; no fuels.
It needs the power of the whole Sun
The battery for the solar panels is so big, there’s only space for a driver and one passenger
Armored Person Carrier
It can pierce through any armor.
The ejection of the carriage kills the gunner, every reload.
it’s AI controlled
That’s a downside - imagine an AI that can’t draw trying to differenciate between a friend of foe. it just shoots everyone and their cat
Tay is back, bitches, and she has a a heavy autoloading cannon
The AI watched The Iron Giant and loved it.
A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.
You can’t uncontrol it
Stealth tank skin requires full stripping and recoating after anything hits it to remain stealthy.
A rifle scope that can see through walls.
It does this by ‘inverting’ what can be seen through.
It can’t see through air.
It only works if it’s pointed toward Chernobyl
An army of hive-mind cats.
The plan works perfectly. You are not in charge of the hive mind.
a hydrogen powered artillery cannon with 2 kamikazi drones equipped
fuel tank cracks when the gun fires
The hydrogen can only be inserted in solid form by hand
A Knife which looks like a Gun but is also A Gun which looks like a Knife.
Quantum Tunneling Neutron Cluster Railgun capable of assassinating a target from the opposite side of the earth at slightly less than the speed of light.
Aliens already have that technology, and they’re determined to prevent any other species from developing it. They zap your prototype and research facility from orbit.
Main problem is nobody made optics that can see to the opposite side of the planet. Personally, I think we should just take the direct route and fire it through the planet but the egghead sciency types keep complaining about “destabilizing the earths crust”. Whatever that means.
That’s actually not a bad downside, it still pierces literally any armor if you can guess the distance and point it at the target by sight. I’ll take 5,000 for $6.4 Million each, send the invoice to Congress.
Imagine taking shots in the dark at the Kremlin and exploding random furniture and windows. Putin: “That’s the third time this week, we have to move offices around again.”
It’s the battleship approach to assassinate. B, 5 couch explodes! E, 7 lamp detonate! G, 3 oh no, you sunk my dictator!
A weapon system that spreads peace, love, and freedom indiscriminately.
Indiscriminately across all of space and time… which is mostly empty.
So when it averages out, it’s actually less effective than cat videos.
A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.
It’s spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went “hmm that’s weird”
Dima, Ivan, I need weapon from you that only hurts bad guys!
The device fails because moral relativism (as discussed by philosophers like Gilbert Harman) and the complexity of ethical theories (such as utilitarianism by John Stuart Mill and deontology by Immanuel Kant) make it impossible for a machine to accurately judge “bad” actions or intentions, given the deep subjectivity and cultural variance in ethics.
The weapon only kills Russians
