• dumbass@piefed.social
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    6 days ago

    We have wood chippers now, also chainsaws and electric circular saws. See how tough vampires are when they’re mush.

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        6 days ago

        So we take the vampire slurry and put them into seperate jars, so even if they could solidify, they would be in parts and we could easily secure them in seperate parts of the world, or hell, shoot the jars into space, make them another planets problem.

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          6 days ago

          You’re approaching this the wrong way.

          Imagine you slurry two vampires, keep 51% each and mix the remaining 49% of both as well as you can. Now put them into a container with two membranes, the 51% each on one side, and the mixed slurry in the middle.

          While the slurry separates, the membranes can extract energy. And as soon as the slurry has mostly separated, you can mix them up again using that energy, and start again.

          A Vampiricum Mobile!

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            6 days ago

            I didn’t even think about using the vampires as charge carriers. How do the vampire slurries interact with blood?

            We can’t kill Dracula. We have science to do.

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            6 days ago

            Well, we can send them back with a note saying " Sorry, no thank you, we already have one of these."