Ok, so I get the meme/reference - but I can’t relate at all and need to ask. Is this a real thing?
I started drinking coffee only 5-6 years ago, have 2-3 cups in the morning. Sometimes nothing else, sometimes a little food. I have NEVER had to “run to the bathroom” due to coffee. Except to pee all the water out.
Am I broken?
I drink one cup of coffee in the morning. Once that cup is done I will definitely need access to a bathroom within the next hour or so. I’ve never had to “run” to the bathroom, but it does become quite… persistent after that
It’s a laxative for most people but apparently not all.
“The great storm is coming, but the tide has turned.”
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Do not take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks
Surrender, but don’t give yourself away.
The world has changed… I smell it in the air.
He wasn’t very powerful. All he did was make his staff flash and set off some fireworks.
He says he killed a balrog, but can we be certain?
Gandalf is a conjurer and nothing more.
His love of the halflings’ leaf has made his memory unreliable too.
I used to be a huge advocate for “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time”, but now that I have a bidet at home, I would just as soon die that shit at the office. I’ll hold it until I get to a place where I can clean my asshole properly after
home is where you poop most comportably
