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I had to buy clamps today and I automatically chanted this when I picked them up
Fuck you. Where’s the paid upvote on this platform? You deserve it.
I feel the gold coming from your heart.
That’s compressed cholesterol.
Compressterol.
Ahh yes, Compressterol, the Artery clamping compound.
…squeeze your meat?
I guess that does make me happy.
Hahahaha
If you’re happy and you know it…
Hold a stamp in an AI generated hellscape?
To AI’s credit, they have the correct number of fingers.
If you’re happy and you know it…
It’s clamping time!
