More wholesomeness from Positivityman
Classic Positivityman
He is HIV-positive
So positive he went off the scale just like Gandhi in civilization.
Meanwhile on Lemmy “But have you tried using Linux yet?”
A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.
That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.
- Jack Handy
Wow, are you him?
I used joke with the guy I’m talking about in the comment above when he’d say dumb or basic shit. No shit.
Like, one time he seen me and another friend smoking on the porch at work and he said, “If you boys smoke, you will die.” And I replied, something like, “Deep thoughts by postmateDumbass…”
Would be a crazy coincidence if you aren’t him.
I mean, I also see how your comment fits, but damn.
Not the same person.
I started out thinking General Dumbass but thought that was too presumptuous and militaristic.
But that bit just read like a Deep Thought.
Why would you post that here? That’s terrible
I mean, I think it’s pretty obvious why I posted it here. There’s a dude hoping some kid chokes on a grape in that meme up there.
Sorry if I made you sad. That shit actually happened. Nothing I can do about it.
Doesn’t that make it relevant though?
Sure does!
I’m so confused. Is this real or no? Like… Do I feel sad or do I go and say “hah, weirdos”!
I’m pretty sure that reply was a joke based on the username, if that changes anything for you
Are you positive, man?
*PositvityMan
He’s positive OP is lying.
Everyone knows the Bulls logo is an upside-down alien giving it to a crab.
I thought it was a robot
turns phone upside-down
… huh.
To be fair, he’s sitting at -29 when the screenshot was taken.
11 years later…
Didn’t notice that part. I think most subs lock the voting after 6 months if it isn’t a default setting. If it wasn’t a big sub that long ago, that still seems about right. If reddit still allowed you to see the upvote/downvote ratio, it would be more telling if it was universally rejected opinion or if it was closer to 50/50.
I think its probably an in-joke we (and the reddit downvoters) are not getting. I probably would have upvoted it assuming it was a joke.
It’s wild to think, by the time this screenshot was taken that far might be embarrassing his daughter in front of her friends with this very same story.
Unfortunately, she choked on a grape and died :(
Two year olds don’t associate horns with a cow.
Sanest Reddit poster
He is Positivity Man after all.
The only problem I see is that he starts with the premise that it’s a lie because the kid wouldn’t have seen a cow
Then calls the kid a retard for seeing a cow which invalidates the initial assertion
He’s right. It doesn’t look like a cow. It looks like a robot fucking a crab.
As a father I always love a good dumb-fuck who has had little to no exposure to what toddlers are actually like.
Most fun when someone says a kid “could not have done” something by themselves… Kids are smarter than people give them credit for, they figure shit out. They just lack experience.
Most sane sports fan
I’m guessing PositivityMan is a novelty account?
Someone’s well-adjusted.
