Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.
no snacks no real food just two beers
Hear me out… What if I have half a sleeve and one beer? No regrets? Or maybe just one regret?
The regret is the missed second beer due to consuming saltines for no reason.
I haven’t indulged in a saltines sleeve in awhile, I ought to do something about that
Noxy nooooo
You certainly will not regret it
flour products cause me joint & muscle inflammation & pain, And yes I’ve tested this with delicious comforting saltine crackers and the pain is unfortunately real 😓 fruit has this effect on me too 😭
10-15 500ml beers is about how much one needs to get enough calories to last a day
I knew this thread would yield some useful information. I’m writing this down.
Sounds accurate. My mom has been having that volume of beer for dinner for years
Does that include the calories necessary to process the alcohol?
Interestingly, end stage alcoholics are often incredibly incredibly skinny from having a deficiency of nutrients. Although they will have very swollen abdomens from liver failure.
So I guess just sprinkle some protein powder in your booze and you’ll be all set!
Yes. Just like all recommended calorie intake figures include the calories needed to process the digestion of food.
Just want to note this is sarcasm for whoever doesn’t understand how calories are measured.
They basically measure it by burning a substance, which is not an accurate measurement of how our bodies process them
Just two?
Two beers to get rid of the shakes so you can get down to business.
If you ever decide to stop, seek medical assistance. If you are to the point where you get the shakes, the detox could kill you if you quit cold turkey.
I’m currently at hour 47 of only beers, no food and no water. Can’t say I’d recommend it.
If you stop drinking the cumulative hangover may literally kill you
**This is a joke as I hope is your statement
I will. I don’t like beer.
Now two glasses of port wine…
Bro you can drink port wine again?
I wasn’t ever unable to?
Weren’t you the guy who didn’t eat for half a year?
More than half. But I can drink liquids. I wouldn’t be around this long if I couldn’t.
Nice, I thought alcohol wasn’t in the cards for you. In that case: cheers! And good luck on your health journey.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Port is pretty much the only alcohol I drink and in moderation, usually when I think I’m going to have trouble sleeping. I haven’t drank just to get drunk since college.
I do really like it though, so it’s nice to be able to have something to treat myself with.
Recommend a reasonably not shitty brand?
I may be wrong, but I’ve been told by a German that beer is by German law considered a staple food. I choose to believe this is true.
Two is not filling enough
Try switching to Guiness
Guiness is actually a light beer. About the same calories as bud light. It just looks heavy because the grains are dark roasted
That’s why I look heavy too.
You just dark roasted yourself
Almost burnt myself.
Actually, it the nitrogen that is used for carbonation as opposed to CO2. Give it a much more velvety mouth feel.
Drink cider like a real salt of the earth hard working man. Got to make sure it’s scrumpy to get a bit of food in it.
